Joke things. Can't be used in normal battles. Just a good old fashioned meme.
Rehab: You can no longer get Drank during the battle.
Drank: Used as a counter. Decreases chance to hit by 10% per charge. (Bottle Bro) (STACKS INFINITELY)
Drinking Problem: Gives 3 charges of Drank. (Bottle Bro)
Jazz: The following Status Effects can not be applied to you: Angry, Sleep, Dizzy, Confused, Intensified, Freezing, Electrified, Sharp, Poppable, Flipped, Immobilized, Payback, Superguard,, Or Taunted. (Jazzy Broozer)
Puyo: Used as a counter. (Puyo) (Maybe it stacks infinitely just like Drank? :P)
Transformed: Gain 20 in DEF, POW, and SPD until untransformed. Can be knocked out of if an attack that has been unblocked gives stun or daze.
Practicing: Used as a counter. Attacks do +1 damage per charge if you succeed at the action command,
Damage dealt to you is deceased by 1 per charge if you block, for magic, this will only work if you get all right. (Practice Bro) (STACKS INFINITELY)
Varied: Countdown commands have a 50% chance of being Drain commands, Drain commands have a 50% chance of being Countdown commands, and Magic commands have a 50% chance of being either Countdown commands or Drain commands. (Practice Bro)
Speed: If an attack isn't chosen in under 20 seconds, the infliced will instantly die. (Practice Bro)
Oldness: Used as a counter. Speed is lowered by 2 per charge. (Poison Mushroom Elder Mushroom)Frostburn: SPD Down (2) and takes 1 damage per turn. (Ice Crystal)